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29 Mar

Yesterday, a colleague and I were discussing on how high maintenance I am. (As usual, I was forcing someone to marry me.)

I told him to marry me, but he thinks I would be of high maintenance.

I’m pretty sure everybody thinks this way la. Afterall, I am brand conscious. But seriously, it only applies to bags leh. And wallet. And erm. a little on shoes.

I can wear $10 dresses, cheap accessories, and… I DON’T EAT A LOT MA.

Where got high maintenance!?

I don’t need LV, Gucci on a daily basis! Hell, I don’t even need it on a monthly basis!

Every time I say I don’t wanna work, and wanna stay home, people automatically asks if I want to be a Tai Tai. I don’t!

My definition of a Tai Tai is one who’s rich enough to do nothing yet can afford all the luxury goods. I don’t want that! I don’t need that!

I will usually tell them that I wanna be a 贤妻良母. (A good wife and a responsible mother)

I wanna stay home, look after my home, and husband, and children. I wanna cook good food for my family, bake with them, spend quality time with them. See the happy family picture that I am painting? I don’t yearn to shop and play mahjong all day to pass time!

So anyway, to prove himself right that I was high maintenance, he asked if there was anything I really wanted, or needed.

The answer is no.

Because happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

And I’m really happy with what I have. Really, really.

True, I may not have everything, but I’ve got everything I’ve ever wanted. And even more. =)

Random #17

28 Mar

Yes, I haven’t been updating for ages, thus I’ve decided to randomly piece together a post of the multiple miscellaneous stuff that has been going on in my life. (Hopefully long enough to make up for the drought!)

I’ve been wanting to update them somewhere, but they are all not solid enough to make up one entry, thus.

So anyway, to start off!

I CHOPPED OFF MY HAIR!!!

You’ve probably saw the difference in real life, or has seen that one picture that I posted on Facebook already, but here are more pictures to grace this entry! MUAHAHA!


I’ve been wanting to chop off my hair for the longest time, but I never got around to doing it. Last Saturday, I decided that I’ve had enough of my hair, which was in a pretty bad state.

Even Otes, who preferred me with long hair, prompted me to get a hair cut.

Not that I’m against it; because my bleached roots were stopping me from dying my hair, else my head would have multiple shades.

I must say, though, I really like my hairstylist. Three years ago when I snipped off my long hair after VERY LONG, I loved it too.

I’m a very chin chai person when it comes to my hair. Long I cut, short I grow. I’m not one who doesn’t bear to part with long hair, so when people asked me what spurred me to cut this short, I won’t really have an explanation that would make sense to them so I would tell them I fell out of love.

So far, 95% of the responses I got were GOOD! So that’s good right? HAHA!

BUT.

Four days into this hair cut now, I must say the fringe gets on my nerves pretty much. Let it down it covers my face, pin it up I look like kuku. Wax it it also will fall off. -_-

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Yesterday, Huan asked me to accompany her to Icing Room to draw a cake for her boyfriend’s birthday, because she doesn’t know how to draw. And *ahem* my drawing is not bad.

But I wasn’t free, so I drew on a piece of paper and gave it to her, while explaining how tremendously easy it is to draw. I even told her she could buy heart shaped candies to act as leaves…

She insisted that it was damn difficult but look at the outcome!

SO NICE RIGHT!

So proud of her to make my drawing so cute! =D

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I’m currently drinking Campbell corns oup, and even though I think MOS Burger’s corn soup tastes better, I’m loving what I drink!

I think I really love corn soup.

And I bought croutons to go with the soup!

YUMMILICIOUS MUCH.

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I’ve been wanting to post this on Facebook for ages, but no idea why I procrastinated.

So anyway, one thousand years ago, Chengfeng and I went to Old Airport Road to eat my lor mee, but the stall was closed. -_-.

It was drizzling when we were on our way there, and I wanted to take out my umbrella. Chengfeng insisted that there was no need because it was only a slight drizzle.

But it was not! So I made a lot of noise, and he ended up covering my head with his laptop.

HAHAHA!

Quoting him: “I’m using my 2k dollars laptop to shelter you from the rain.

Aww… Yep, he loves me.

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I attempted to make cup cakes for Otes during his birthday.

The cupcake was easy peasy, but the decorating was shit.

It was my first time trying fondant icing, and I must say, fondant is DAMN EASY to make. I had high hopes after successfully making the fondant, so I googled for very cute designs of Spongebob (Thy Boyfriend loves Spongebob.) and look what I found!

ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE RIGHT~!

I thought too highly of myself and thought I could do it too, but…

AHAHAHA.

Not only was it bloody difficult to draw, I didn’t have the time to complete it!

Manager wouldn’t approve my leave, had to meet Frenmily for dinner, rushed through dinner and rushed home with only 2 hours to prepare before I prepare to live home to surprise Smelly Lin at the stroke of 12.

I’M SUCH AN AWESOME GIRLFRIEND!

But you know what?

Otes didn’t have any reaction when I showed up at his door.

Talk about disappointing!

His Mom asked if I deliberately went to buy it and Otes replied:

这么难看一定是自己做的.” (So ugly, confirm is baked herself one.)

O.O

这么难看

难看

难看

I hate my boyfriend.

I gave him an LV wallet and a Spongebob toothbrush.

Guess which he prefers!?

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I think my drawing is awesome.

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Went to yet another Chanel event last night.

Dragged Yi Zhi along with me and he was feeling damn small. HAHAHAHAHA. I prepped him for it before we reached the venue, and he asked why I wanted to torture him by making him feel small. HAHAHA! So cute.

So anyway, here are very little pictures to show you what a fashion show, that you will probably only get to see TV, looks like.



HAHAHAHAHA.

It was held at Dempsey, where riches dwell, and when you enter the fashion hall (or so I like to call it), you not only smell wealth, you smell fresh paint. I think Chanel went to build a wooden hut just to cater to that event. Really, no joke.

And I actually like one of the dresses showcased. HAHAHA!!!

Chanel dress? Anybody?

Conclusion of that night, Yi Zhi went back with two experiences that he can bring with him.

I’m… three Chanel nail vanish richer.

WAHAHA!

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Ok I think that’s all for random on goings.

I live a boring life.

Trichophobia

24 Feb

I have hair phobia.

Not those on the head, or even one or two strands hanging on clothing. I have a morbid fear for wet, loose hair found anywhere not on the head.

It happens every time I bathe. Whenever I put the conditioner on my hair and brushes through it with my fingers, I GAG. Cause I can feel the many strands of hair on my hand.

I would have gagged till I vomited if I haven’t washed it off immediately. Everyday without fail, I go through that terrible ordeal when I wash my hair.

Whenever I bathe outside (after swimming or after tanning) and I see crops of hair on the floor, my brain would remind me to gag. =(

I thought it was just human hair, then I found out yesterday that animal hair is just as revolting.

I was cleaning the hamster cage when I caught sight of the water bottle.

The tip of the bottle, where hamsters drink water from, has this wet clump of hamster hair and it was SO disgusting I started gagging non stop, and had to run to the toilet to rinse it off.

=(

On a side note, I’m thinking about the hair right now, and eating McDonald’s breakfast.

I must be sick.

High Maintenance or Hard-to-Please?

2 Nov

I was surfing the net yesterday when I chanced upon this quiz.

http://msn.shoppinglifestyle.com/sg/quiz/highmaintenance/index.asp

It’s a quiz to see if you are a high maintenance girlfriend, who goes for labels, or are you a hard-to-please girlfriend who requires a lot of hard work from your boyfriend to keep you happy.

Actually, if you ask me, I THINK I AM BOTH. HAHAHA!!!

I decided to try it out, nonethless.


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I was contemplating between the second and the last option, but decided on the latter.

Maybe I don’t see meeting the family as a big deal, and meeting the family doesn’t mean anything. For some of the guys, probably, yes, they’ll only bring you home if they are serious. For the others, it could be that they wanna bring you home to bed you, and meeting the family is inevitable. HA!

Last option, however, shows effort. And let’s face it. Effort is what scores you points.

Why would you wanna get into the good books of my friends and family if you are just trying to get laid, right? You most definitely would want them to like you, too, because you are serious about me.

Come to think of it. the first option may be an option, too, since it mentions getting something 3 months his salary. If you are filthy rich, and gets something worth 20k, it’d still mean nothing, but if you don’t earn that much and is willing to splurge on a girl.. it could mean something right?

Oh well. Effort wins hands down, still.


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I chose the second one initially, but I decided I’m not that nice and decided to go for the last.

Especially the last sentence – Then go on a serious discussion on why he never seem to bother putting effort in this relationship.

Spot on can!? HAHAHA! That’s totally me! TOTALLY! T-O-T-A-L-L-Y ME.


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For this question, I chose the flowers.

I AM SUPERFICIAL.

Let’s face it la. All girls like flowers. If a girl tells you she doesn’t like flowers, she’s faking it. Ok, even if she doesn’t like-like flowers, she wouldn’t mind flowers, and it’d definitely put a smile in her heart, if not across her face.

I can even imagine girls who are allergic to flowers (thus hate flowers for causing them misery) envying girls who receive flowers, and secretly thinking they are willing to go through hell (sneeze like crazy) just to receive flowers.

Don’t come and tell me your girlfriend told you she doesn’t like flowers hor. Excuse me, are you daft? Because if you are, there’s no point in continuing this (one-sided) argument.

Second option sounds totally stupid. You apologise in front of my best friend for what? It’s between us. Got problem today, settle today. What are you trying to prove by apologising in front of my friend, or yours? Want them to feel sorry for you and put in good words for you ar? So the effort goes to them, not you! This bit of effort you also don’t wanna put on me, how sincere can your apology be?!

Last option would be a disaster for me because if you let me ‘cool off’ for two days instead of coming to placate me, I’D GET ANGRIER. What is this?! You sure you’re letting me cool off?! You just don’t care enough, thus don’t wanna come coax me right?! Don’t love me enough, that’s why cannot take the abuse when I’m angry right?! THIS LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT AND ANGER FROM ME YOU ALSO CANNOT BE CAPITULANT MEH! *bawls*


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Third one’s stupid, second one is too much.

Forced to choose the first. Which is half true.


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If I had used the first option on Otes, I can totally hear him telling me “Because I stayed up for so-and-so, that’s why I’m too tired to even go your place. And driving takes a lot of energy! Do you know how far your house and my house is!? I just topped up my tank bla bla blablabla” – Sorry, I’m not interested in fighting a losing battle.

Late night movie with the others are out beause I have no friends. HAHA!

Third option. HAHAHA. TOTALLY ME TOO! I’M LITERALLY POUTING AS I READ IT, THINKING ABOUT HOW I WILL POUT AND ACT KE LIAN! HAHAHA!


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Paying for my expenses is mandatory what. Still need to ask meh? HAHAHA!

I would have chosen the second. Really. In fact I’m much pro the second option than the last. I’m the second option up to recently when I realised I actually quite dislike the friend I can imagine Otes will ask along. Yep.

My currenty reaction (if Otes really wants to bring me abroad, and asks his bestfriend along) would most definitely be the third option.

So there.

End of quiz.

There were only six options, and if you recall, for the second question I wrote that I have chosen the second option – being the understanding girlfriend when the boyfriend forgets about our anniversary.

And my outcome was this.


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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

*prances around the room*

Eh, I’m not that nice. This quiz not accurate enough.

Re-do.

So I chose the last option, and tada!


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WORD.

Being Happy

27 Oct

There are many ways of being happy, and different people are driven by different things.

Some of us are happy when we photowhore…


Some of us are happy playing sports *cough cough with cough cough eye candy*…

Some of us are happy because of the little children around us…

Some of us are happy when we draw…

Some of us are happy due to our awesome friends…


Some of us are happy when we have a lot of accessories, or a lot of big diamonds…


Some of us are happy when we get to send our love ones home…


*cough cough*

Some of us are happy when we see our idols…


Some of us are happy making out, making love, or making babies…

Some of us are happy beautifying our nails…

Some of us are happy working…

Some of us are happy when we play games…

All the above that I’ve mentioned makes me happy.

In fact, there are far more things that can put a smile to my face.

I am happy looking at fuckable bodies, I am happy when I am with my family, I am happy when I sleep, I am happy when I shop, I am happy eating, I am happy singing…

And the list can go on and on and on…

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But.

I realised.

I am happiest…

With you.

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