Trichophobia

24 Feb

I have hair phobia.

Not those on the head, or even one or two strands hanging on clothing. I have a morbid fear for wet, loose hair found anywhere not on the head.

It happens every time I bathe. Whenever I put the conditioner on my hair and brushes through it with my fingers, I GAG. Cause I can feel the many strands of hair on my hand.

I would have gagged till I vomited if I haven’t washed it off immediately. Everyday without fail, I go through that terrible ordeal when I wash my hair.

Whenever I bathe outside (after swimming or after tanning) and I see crops of hair on the floor, my brain would remind me to gag. =(

I thought it was just human hair, then I found out yesterday that animal hair is just as revolting.

I was cleaning the hamster cage when I caught sight of the water bottle.

The tip of the bottle, where hamsters drink water from, has this wet clump of hamster hair and it was SO disgusting I started gagging non stop, and had to run to the toilet to rinse it off.

=(

On a side note, I’m thinking about the hair right now, and eating McDonald’s breakfast.

I must be sick.

3 Responses to “Trichophobia”

  1. expertism February 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    what about pubic hair?

    • Audrey February 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

      LOL! cf u really damn qian da. dajie always go brazilian waxing leh. u forgot ah?

      • moongoddess February 24, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

        WHAT THE HELL MAN, YOU TWO?!

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