Pudge the Fish

Dance instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?

Lilo: It’s sandwich day. (sigh) Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

Dance instructor: Pudge is a fish…?

Lilo: (continues) And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can’t give Pudge tuna! (whispers) Do you know what tuna is?

Dance instructor: Fish?

Lilo: (yells) It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination. I’m late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, ‘cause all we have is, IS STINKIN’ TUNA!

Dance instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?

Lilo: (seriously) Pudge controls the weather.