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Forget about the “What you will get?” section la! For me, if I were to take part, I’d only look at the “3 good reasons to join” section on the poster. Yet the 3 good reasons they’ve listed are good reasons for me to NOT join this run la!

> Engage in an ‘ALL GIRLS’ activity with your colleagues, boss and/or girlfriends.

Colleague (singular) probably. Cause most of my close colleagues are males. Boss? I tell you. I’d rather KILL MYSELF than to run with a certain female boss I know. Pretty much sure she’ll rather kill herself, too, than to run the run with me.

First reason; OUT.

> Challenge your Endurance Level!

That, I’m sure my endurance is high enough. Running marathons are all about mental perseverance, isn’t it? Pretty sure mine is high enough to not have to join a run to find out.

Remember the Family of Fuckers incident? Well, I didn’t kill them, did I? =)

Second reason; OUT.

> Get Active and stay Healthy.

I am active!

I sun tan! (What? Not a kind of sport meh?) I skate! I swim! (Play with water not counted?)

If not, then I’m active in bed! HAHA! It is scientifically proven to be healthy!

There, healthy enough.

Third reason; OUT.

Nonetheless, you can always take part in the run! Ask me along if you want! I’ll consider taking part with you after getting over the constant worry that I’d die halfway through the marathon! (What?! Healthy people die from marathon runs all the time! Haven’t you heard?!)

Interested? XD