Ok ok, I know it’s been quite some time since Fann Wong’s ROM, but I was browsing through my emails and re-saw this email that was sent to me; pictures of Fann Wong’s ROM.

Personally, Christopher Lee pisses me off to no end.

In every single aspect, I don’t know what Fann Wong sees in him!

He looks like my Aunt’s dog (who died one thousand years ago), and he never dresses properly. Ever.

Look at what he wore to star awards!

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Ok la, cannot find any pictures of him on star awards 2009, but you just have to know that he was dressed in a total way that pisses me off to no end.

Look at how he was dressed! What the fuck was going on inside his minute brain ar?

It’s your wedding day leh, hello?!

He looks as though he rushed down to his ROM after a long night from his bachelor’s party, looking all shabby and drunk lor!

What’s up with the ribbon tie draped over his shoulder?! Can’t you fucking tie it?!

And buttons are there for a reason! If you don’t wanna button up, WEAR SOMETHING WITHOUT BUTTONS!

If my husband comes to our ROM looking like that, I’d castrate him in front of all our guests for disgracing me on my most important day.

I wanna marry a man who can love me, look after me, and protect me in times of need. Not a man who’s constantly under attack from Voldemort.

What’s up with glasses?!

Christopher Lee! Show some respect to your wife!

Yes, and exactly what you should do, when the solemniser is making his speech, is to tuck your hand into your ordinary looking JEANS that is totally informal when it comes to your own wedding day.

Don’t tell me it was probably the work of his fashion consultant ar! A sane man would have enough sense to reject this horrible image painted for him!

Christopher Lee pisses me off to no end!

Now I know why people say love is blind. Because in this case, it lives well up to its name!