This morning when I was on the train, the lady in front of me got up to alight, so I sat down.
Two seconds after I’ve sat down, the girl beside me got up to give up her seat to a pregnant lady.
I DON’T KNOW IF I UNKNOWINGLY SNATCHED SEAT FROM A PREGNANT LADY LEH.
But but… I really didn’t see her!
If I did, I really wouldn’t have sat down already!
I’m feeling very ashamed for not checking if anyone else needed that seat before sitting down.
I remember and when Ashton was still a cute little toddler, he loved it when I bring him to the playground.
My Sissy Tan and 姐夫 Lew had to work on Saturdays, and Ashton was thrown to Mama Tan’s care, I would bring him down to play when Mama Tan is cooking, or has to mop the floor.
Ashton would be so excited! He would rush to bring his shoes to me so I can put it on for him, then hold my hand and pull me along so we could reach the playground earlier.
BUT TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
Last weekend, I decided to bring the kids downstairs to have a go at the new playground under my block.
I asked “WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND?!“
Every time I asked that, back then, Ashton and Claudia would raise their hands and shout to me excitedly: “ME!!!” and they would automatically run to put on their shoes.
Last week, Mei Mei sprung up and got her shoes, but Ashton stayed at the sofa, as though he didn’t hear me.
So I asked again: “WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND!!!“
Because Claudia didn’t answer me when I asked it the first time, she replied: “ME!“
But Ashton STILL didn’t want to reply me!
So I went up to him and asked:
“Ashton! Do you want to go to the playground?“
“No“
“Why not?!“
“The playground downstairs is not fun.“
“Have you been there?“
“Yes.“
I didn’t believe that the reason why he didn’t want to go to the playground was because it was not fun. I believe it was because he wanted to play Wii or iPad or DS. So I tried to lure him.
“I’m bringing Mei Mei to buy sweets you know! If you never go, then no sweets for you.“
“Then share la?“
“No, if you didn’t go then you can’t have it!“
Ok la, that is bad, because we’re suppose to teach them to share, BUT WHAT THE HELL LA, I JUST WANT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!
After hearing me say he can’t share it with Mei Mei, YOU KNOW WHAT HE REPLIED?!
“We’re sick. Cannot eat sweets.“
!!!
He just gave up the chance to buy sweets because he wanted to play games! *face palm*
Well somehow, I got angry, so I told him to off the game and tag along. Then he got very frustrated, so I used reverse psychology and said:
“OK. YOU STAY AT HOME. DON’T GO! MEI MEI AND I WILL GO HAVE FUN AND BUY SWEETS AND EAT ICE CREAM. YOU STAY HOME!“
Well, luckily, he wasn’t sulking when we reached the playground. He was enjoying the playground like how a normal kid would! =)
Lol, see the above picture?
They were climbing up the slide and Claudia was trying to stop Ashton and Ashton was laughing and screaming for help as Claudia tried to pull him down. Lol.
I remember when Ashton was a toddler, and first found out about playgrounds, he’d come into my room on Saturdays, catch me when I was still in bed and ask me: “Playground?”
Now, even though he was having fun, he actually still preferred to go home.
I know because he told me that he wanted to go homem after awhile, and Claudia was like: “I don’t wanna go home!“
Thankfully Claudia didn’t wanna go home, because I didn’t want them to go back so early!
I want them to fun real fun like normal kids! Not coop up at home all day and get obsessed with video games!
So I told him we’d stay for another 10 more minutes because Claudia wanted to play.
This is crazy.
ROLES SWAPPED CAN!
First, I had to force him to the playground, then I had to force him to stay longer when he wanted to go home!
!??!!?
WHAT IS THE WORLD BECOMING TO?!
Forcing them (Ashton) to the playground was a good idea, though. Because the two smelly little ones don’t like to drink water, and I only brought them down for half an hour and they finished one bottle of ice mountain each. HA! That’s good right!
Next time, I’m gonna buy badminton rackets and bring them out for badminton! =)
I’ve been recently very enthusiastic about sports (read: tennis).
Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.
-Billie Jean King
One month or so ago, I asked a couple of colleagues out to play tennis. No idea why I had this sudden crave for tennis. I wanted to utilise the under-utilised tennis racquet at home, but realised that it is spoilt, and I ended up buying a new one.
The amount of money I’ve spent on my recent interest is more than what I would normally spend.
I am one with very short attention span. And my interests don’t usually last for long, but I’ve already gotten two lousy pink racquets and 12 tennis balls. On top of that, for a person who doesn’t exercise, I’ve spent already spent 200 on suitable sports apparel. HOHOHO.
Ok la. Those are just excuses for me to shop; And punishment for being so dumb that I threw away all eight of my sports bras after I graduated from Secondary School and saw that I won’t be needing those anymore.
Just last weekend, Chengfeng joined Jian Quan and I for tennis.
Yes, YCF is using my pink racquet.
He told me that I’ve surprised him, because my interest in tennis had lasted longer that he had expected.
Tennis is fun!
And I’ve realised that my time is better spent dragging myself out of bed to get active, rather than staying in bed till 2pm when the kids come.
The first week when I went for tennis and returned home, Mama Tan told me the first time Ashton said when he came was ask her:
“Popo, Yiyi is still sleeping is it?“
Now I know what the kids” impression of me is! A SLEEPY HEAD!
Therefore, I am going to stay active for as long as I can sustain. HAHAHA.
Smile! You’re on candid camera!
If you saw the pictures and think they don’t look very active on the pictures, that’s because they weren’t!
That smelly CF especially! Jit tao cannot be bothered to run. If the ball goes out, he doesn’t chase. His reasoning:
“If the ball is out of court, means out, still hit back for what?“
You’ll think he’s those kinda sports man that is very competitive and abides to rules since he said that, but no! He’s the kind whereby if the tennis ball falls way in front of him, he’d wait for the tennis ball to bounce like twice or thrice towards him before he hits back.
OI. OUT OF COURT CANNOT HIT BACK, BUT BOUNCE TWICE OR THRICE LIAO STILL CAN HIT BACK AR?!
Regardless, I’d be taking up swimming too! I already went swimming once! That was my first step!
Ask me out to swim or tennis!
I ON YOU! =D
Be a coward. Fail to break up with me. Instead, push me away so badly that you’ve given me no choice but to do it myself. Rude. If you fall out of love with me, you can at least have the decency to be the one to break it off. Do you know how hard it is to break up with someone you still love because you’ve been backed into a corner? You made me clean up your mess and I still resent you for it.
我寄生在你的世界多一天，就连自己影子都快看不见。
你带走了什么，你看不见，
它却不断侵蚀着我每一天。
我寄生在你的回忆多一天，就连自己声音都要听不见。
我哭喊着什么，你听不见，
因为我寄生在回忆里面。
在这回忆里面。
I’VE BEEN DAMN BUSY WITH WORK THE WHOLE DAMN WEEK!
Pffft.
So busy that I’ve been working overtime for the entire week! RIDICULOUS!
When I first entered the company, I saw that NOBODY leaves on time. Every time at 6pm, I’d look around and realise NOBODY moves. It was as if 6pm was 3pm, and if you had gotten up to go, YOU ARE LEAVING EARLY.
Of course, I refused to succumb to that OT ‘policy’ that appears to be going around the office.
What the hell right?
I’D BE UNDERPAID IF I WORK OT HOR. And working OT doesn’t necessarily mean you’re hard working. IT COULD ALSO BE BECAUSE YOU’RE INEFFICIENT.
Anyway, I have no idea why my work load is SO heavy this week that I killed my brain cells working the whole day, and even when it’s time to go home, I’d frown and think to myself “WTF! WHY SO FAST?! I STILL GOT A LOT!” and I ended up leaving the office late.
First I left at 1900 hours, then I left at 1930 hours, then I left at 2030 hours, (oh. Met up with Smelly Chair on Thursday so I dropped all the shits on the table and just left. TO HELL WITH INCOMPLETED WORK!), and right now, 2020 hours, I’m taking a break from the rubbish I’ve been encountering the entire week to vent my frustration.
FUCK WORK, PLEASE.
*ARGH!!! I DIDN’T CLICK ON PUBLISH! WHY DID MY PAGE LOAD AUTOMATICALLY AND PUBLISHED MY POST!? I HAVEN’T FINISH MY RANT!*
Ok so, I was saying, FUCK WORK, yes.
I say fuck work, and not Fuck My Life (FML) because my life is awesome. And something this small and insignicant will never stand a chance in ruining my life. YOU will never catch me saying FML. Really. MY LIFE IS AWESOME!
So, oh well.
NO MORE OT-ING PLEASE.
THE END is near. 14 months is long enough.
I ran out of things to say.
Abrupt end.
HAHA YES, this entry is one month late, because my birthday is over. But I wanted to include all the loved ones who’s spent my birthday with me, and it’s only ended today so… Ya.
My first candle blown for my birthday in 2012 was provided by my very sweeeeet colleagues!
It was strawberry shortcake that they bought me, and when I took a bite into the strawberry, I exclaimed that it was damn bloody sour.
They treated me to lunch that day, too.
Justine then told me Wei Choon pretended to go withdraw money when we went down, when in fact, he went to secretly get the cake. After lunch, I was saying I was too full, so they didn’t take out the cake. They also had to leave the restaurant later so I didn’t see the cake! And it was raining, and they had to walk in the rain because they couldn’t walk faster, else I would see what they had on their hands.
After telling me this story of my sweet colleagues, Justine ended with:
“So, your strawberries still sour or not?“
HAHAHAHA.
NO. Sweetness overdosed ar!!!
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Smellina also bought a cake for my birthday! (Apart from the goodies she got for me from Thailand! =D)
We had dinner in town, then decided to go all the way Woodlands WaterFront to cut the cake at the stroke of midnight! =D
Victor, whom I was messaging earlier, actually RAN from his home to Waterfront! AHAHA! It’s damn far la! And the route there to waterfront is damn secluded! All because I was the birthday girl~! WAHAHAHA! I’m so loved!!!
*big hug to all those who loves me*
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Because we left WaterFront late, I woke up late for my birthday too.
ANYWAY, Otes didn’t have plans for my birthday. =(
HE NEVER HAD! ROAR!!!!!!!
(But I shall overlook that because of the immense capacity of LOVE I have for him. AHAHAHA!)
So we very impromptuly decided to go to Sentosa because I wanted to get tanned. And very impromptuly decided on which part of Sentosa to visit when we were at Sentosa. =D
Tourists for a day!
Everytime I go to Sentosa, if not to the beach, I will feel like a tourist.
No idea why!
Don’t you? Lol.
Anyway, you see the picture on top?
Otes and I were sitting at a fountain, and we were the only people there.
Then came three tourists who wanted to take pictures of the fountain. But we were sitting there, so they sort of stood in a way that they covered us from view, so we won’t appear in their picture, but they still get to take picture in front of the fountain…
We sat there for quite some time, cause they were taking pictures and we (I) didn’t wanna disturb them.
After more than enough time for them to take their pictures, I told Otes it was time to get going, so I got up and went. Otes sat there for awhile more, and then he did the most rubbish thing ever!
I turned around just in time to see him doing a star jump as he got up, and then the photographer gave a don’t-know-should-laugh-or-should-frown face.
I can only imagine their picture turned out like that:
Laughed my ass off!
Oh. To credit Otes, and to make up for his smelliness, Otes got me the LV bag that I’ve been nagging a lot to whoever asked me what I wanted for my birthday. =D
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Finally met up with Frenmily after very long because they were too busy for me! =(
But look at what they gave me!
STITCH BOUQUET!!!
AHAHAHA!
Drey handmade it lor! Full of thoughts and full of love. =D
After dinner, I asked if they wanted dessert and they readily agreed. They regretted (I think) after ordering because Chengfeng suddenly remembered he actually hid a slice of cake at the cashier and forgot all about it. HAHA! They wanted to surprise me with a cake!! =D
So the two decided to trick me to the toilet. Drey had to force me there because I didnt wanna go. Chengfeng then got the waitress to bring out the cake. But since I was at the toilet, I decided to take my own sweet time.
HAHA.
This was what was left of the candle when we got back! AHAHAHA!
Had to blow it out as soon as I reached the seat!
Aiyo smelly frenmily, you two are too sweet! ^^
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After EVEN longer, I met up with Shu Hua!
It was supposed to be a date with Shu and Justine but the smelly latter woman FLY KITE!!!
Shu Hua was saying we’d go from meeting thrice (my birthday, Shu’s bday, Justine’s bday) a year to twice a year because JUSTINE WAS ABSENT on my birthday!!!
OI! JUSTINE WANG! LETS GO OUT SOON HOR!
After dinner, she passed me the present from herself, Justine, Jian Quan, Teng Feng, Yee Huan, Wei Choon and Wei Qiang~!
It’s Chance by Chanel, and quoting Justine again:
“It’s the only Chanel that we can afford to buy you.“
Whhhhhaaaaatttt!!!
LOL! I DON’T NEED CHANEL HOR!!!
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I met up with Yizhi, yet again, for my birthday!
HAHA!
We met twice because the first time we met, he told me he was too poor to have a proper celebration for me. AND, HE HAD TO MAKE UP FOR FORGETTING MY BIRTHDAY!!!
I waited the WHOLE day for his message or his wishes, BUT NO!
When the clock was near 2359, I complaint to Justine that the smelly guy either forgot about my birthday, or he must be one of the baboons waiting to wish me at the last minute.
HELLO PEOPLE. DON’T WISH PEOPLE AT 2359 OK?! IT’S NOT WELL WISHES HOR. IT’S VERY VERY LATE! VERY SADDENING!
Well, so I waited, and as the clock struck 12 (I literally stared at the clock and waited), I MESSAGED HIM TO SCOLD HIM.
Guess I took my revenge afterwards when I shut the door in his face. HAHAHAHA.
SO anyway, after he got richer, he auto-messaged me to meet up! Still considered got heart la, that smelly guy!
AND GUESS WHAT HE GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
WAHHHH!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!
Ok FORGIVE YOU FOR FORGETTING MY BIRTHDAY LIAO LA! AHAHAHA!
He told me I am not to post any ugly pictures of him, and I don’t know what he deem nice… SO..
Here’s an ultra blur picture to show you what my smelly friend looks like. Ugly also cannot tell. AHAHAHA!
AND MY PRESENT!
CHIO!!!
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For those wondering what Sissy Tan got me, my smelliest sister bought me an AWESOME camera that I used to take pictures of Shu and Yizhi! =D
SO LOVED!
Thank you for loving me.
I love each and every gift, and well wishes, and every inch of love that I have received. =)
And I love you too.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness.
~Woody Allen
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