Moon Goddess: Lighting Up Your Darkest Hour

Today while walking, I suddenly felt the urge to tell Otes that he’s very short, so I told him.

“Baby, you’re very short you know?“

And he replied:

“My balls are too big and heavy. That’s why I can’t grow.“

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I was on the computer and Otes kept irritating me, so I commented that he’s very irritating. Upon hearing that, he grabbed me by my head, in order to struggle free, I reached my hands up in attempts to grab his head too, but since he was behind me, he has the upper hand as I couldn’t see him, but he could see me.

Knowing that I won’t be able to grab his head, since he knows when to shun, I just randomly reached behind to attack his body.

To my surprise, I didn’t use the least bit of my strength when I attempted to scratch him, but he let go and was ow-ing away.

I turned back and saw him with a sad face. While rubbing the part that I scratched him, hahaha, he said:

“You scratched my nipple head!“

XD

Love my Otes lar!

I think I bully Otes too much.

Now I know why people around me tells me my boyfriend is very nice; because I’m so evil I’ll make anyone look good beside me.

For example, (a fucking good example that is,) you put anyone beside me, and they’ll look fat. Not because they’re fat, but because I’m too skinny.

So in this case, Otes looks like an angel next to me because I’m simply pure evil.

I got hungry just now at 0100hrs and told Otes to cook noodles for me. Erm, he was about to go to sleep, lying comfortable on the bed.

I kept shaking him to get up when I could have just gotten up myself to cook myself the noodles, but no, I wanted him to cook it for me.

We fought for awhile, and when he refused to budge, I stormed out of the room, left the door wide open so it’d be too noisy for him as I bang on the kitchen utensils, left the lights on so he can’t sleep properly.

When I went back into the room to check if he’s uncomfortable, I saw that he took my bolster to cover his head to shade him from the lights, and I removed it from him so he’ll feel the discomfort I intended him to feel.

I don’t know la.

I’m currently finishing my noodles as I’m typing this.

I think I’ll clean up and go back into my room to step on him a little before I turn in.

I was talking to Otes just now when my phone battery died on me at the wrong time. (Speaking of which, my idiotic phone battery is acting up again. I want a blackberry!)

I didn’t bother to go get it charged until a while ago, and I received a message from Otes reprimanding me for hanging up on him.

I didn’t bother telling him my battery died and scolded him back.

Currently waiting for his reply so we can start another fight.